This is late, I know. Some of us *do* have run ins with the tax man that extend beyond the 15th.

Flames will be used to burn old tax receipts.
Praises can be filed at: [email protected]
I don't own any of the characters you read here. Believe me. If I did I could afford to buy my own little Isle and live tax free. But no. I'm stuck here with you guys! : )

(To the tune of 'Davey Crockett-- King of the Wild Frontier')

Born near a caulderon in Italy,
Meanest man in the Roman Army.
Killed warring Gauls for fame and fee,
Sadistic to the core, yet a doting daddy.

Lucius! Lucius LaCroix!
Ancient Pain in the A-(er.. Empire!)

Well, then came that fatefull morn in old Pompeii.
Awfullest events came and stole his day.
Ash rained down and quakes made wreck!
and dear Divia proved a pain in his neck!

Lucius! Lucius LaCroix!
There goes your Tax Write Off!
(and only had one payment to go on the roof!)

Wern't long 'fore dad of his daughter got rid.
Seems she'd become a dysfunctional kid.
He seized a scythe and moving right quick
replayed a theme from a horror-type flick!

Lucius! Lucius LaCroix!
There Goes A Second Write-Off!
(Oops. I need another Claimed Dependant...)

Now, Lucius searched for a-many a year.
Finally finding that which he held so dear.
He wooed Janette, and brought her across.
Stopping right there a considerable tax loss!

Lucien! Lucien LaCroix!
Got a Claimed Dependant at Last!
(No! You've collected enough dresses!)

Well one was nice, but LC still fret:
His savings would double if he only had a set!
And thus he went out to to search and find
a mortal man to turn into Vampkind!

Lucien! Lucien LaCroix!
Trying to cheat the Enforcer Tax Code!
(Now where's that Form B2-A disappear to?)

Then one night Janette found for he
a drunken schlep who seemed maintenance free!
They seduced this knight, but ever since--
Nicholas has proved to be quite an expense!

Lucien! Lucien LaCroix!
His savings are all in a mess!
(But his Travel Deductions look good:
Extensive Frequent Flyer mileage bonuses, too)

Well, all's worked out now for Old L.C.
Nick's friend Felix caught him up with CDs.
Everyone's happy-- except for 'Nette
who still has trouble with accruing debits.

Lucien! Lucien LaCroix!
Cerk Owner and Business Tycoon
(I demand to know who wrote the tax codes!
.... Ye Gods--- Divia?!!!)