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Kyer does not own Forever Knight, yadda, yadda. Kyer is Kyer; Sony/Tristar is Sony/Tristar. May the two never meet--- expecially in court. :)

I couldn't decide if the rider is me or Nat. So use your own imagination. If you don't know who 'Q-tip' is referring to, you haven't watched enough FK. <eg>

(To the tune of: Jingle Bells)

Driving thru the streets,
Flashbacking all the way,
O'er the curbs and walks,
Pedestrians in our way!
Cars honk horns and veer,
Making drivers swear,
Oh man, if I survive this ride,
I'll have Q-tip's white hair!

Oh,
Caddy ride! Caddy ride!
Nick's after a perp!
Close my eyes as I fight down
the meal I want to hur--(urp!)

Oy,
Caddy ride! Caddy ride!
Flashing lights in chase,
Last time I consent to let
Nick drive me to my place!

It started out just fine,
He let me in his car,
We made a quick side trip,
To see his sister's bar,
We got bloodwine and left,
But halfway to Gateway,
The dispatch' called on the CB:
"A crime was now in play!"

Oh,
Caddy ride! Caddy ride!
Nick's after a perp!
Close my eyes as I fight down
the meal I want to hur--(urp!)

Oy,
Caddy ride! Caddy ride!
Flashing lights in chase,
Last time I consent to let
Nick drive me to my place!

The chase was long and wild,
The crook was not 'A Pro',
He'd broken in the Nightcrawler's
And tried to steal the show!
But the deejay was in,
The Master Vamp LaCroix,
And now that perp is raving mad,
With fear of Nick's old Pa

Oh,
Caddy ride! Caddy ride!
Nick's after a perp!
Close my eyes as I fight down
the meal I want to hur--(urp!)

Oy,
Caddy ride! Caddy ride!
Flashing lights in chase,
Last time I consent to let
Nick drive me to his place!

Nick finally caught the man,
And had him sent to jail,
Both cop and perp relieved
He'd be held without bail.
Nick was amused at me,
my queasiness did tease,
Until he found the ep's plot holes
Had churned his 'wine' to cheese!

Oh,
Bloodwine Cheese! Bloodwine Cheese!
What's a fan to do?
Missing scenes and cock-eyed schemes
Make for lots of fondue!

Oy,
Bloodwine Cheese! Bloodwine Cheese!
Continuity's a mess.
But pass the plate of dairy, mate,
We fans could not care less!