The Forever Knight characters abused below are actually owned by the aliens from 'Men in Black'. Either that or the suits from Sony/Tristar. (I get them mixed up.) Either way they're not mine. <grumble!>

Yet another sequal to Unforseen Side Affects and Daughter of Unforseen Side Affects. What's that? You didn't like the first two and you consider me one "sick" being?
Bite Me.
(Offer void where prohibited. Participants must be blonde, blue eyed, named Nicholas, and be at least 760 years old to apply.)

Huh? Oh. 'Course I didn't forget! <darn.>
Comments can be sent to: [email protected] <But flames will be sent to heck where they belong.>

"Merde! Nichola?"

"Yes, Janette?"

"What are you doing in my closet?"

"Um...hiding?"

"I see... hiding from whom?"

"Well..."

"LaCroix?" (*that* she could understand, LaCroix had been pretty annoyed even after Natalie had changed her..him back. She, herself, had no wish to see her sire until he'd calmed down sufficiently.)

"No. Well... some."

"Natalie?"

"No."

"Vachon?"

"Thankfully, no. Although I did have to return the engagement ring."

"Nichola... *Not* the Enforcers!"

"No. Not *yet* anyway."

"Nichola, I do not have the time to play 20 Questions! Tell me who is likely to come asking for you so that I can send them away or kindly remove

yourself from my closet." "No, Janette! *Please*! *He* might find me!"

"Nichola-- "

"It was an accident! A complete accident! I *swear* I thought that container in the morgue was the protein drink Nat had left for me!"

"Protein...? Nichola, on second thought, I'm not sure I want to hear this... "

"And I just couldn't bear to drink it straight away--- you have no idea how awful Nat's concoctions taste--- so I thought I'd save it for later... "

"Oh, Nichola! Tell me it wasn't--- !"

"And I only stepped away from my desk for a *moment*, Janette! I swear! Just to drop off a file at the cap's desk... "

{{Brrriiiiiinnng!}}

"Just a moment..... Yes? No, Miklos, I don't recall knowing anyone named Danielle... certaintly not one who sports Elvis sideburns. You say she's asking for Nichola? And wants to know if we serve souvla-- hold on--Nichola! Don't you *dare* lock yourself in there!!! Nichola!!! Yes... Miklos, I can imagine how annoying. Just order her a pizza--- absolutely *no* garlic! And, Miklos.. better make a call to our dear M.E."

{{click.}}

((( "Thanks, Janette." )))

"You will owe me big time for this, Nichola."

********** The End. I swear. ***********************

Kyer, Loyal Squire(ette) to the Knight deBrabant, Knight de Soir, Schitzoid Knightie, with Definite leanings toward the Cotk