For the FoDs--- a kinder, gentler filk from one who really missed ol' Donut Don during the third season. (Sorry, Perkulators. No offense intended toward Ms. Vetter.)

Thank you, Mary Combs for providing me with the original lyrics. Comments can be sent to: [email protected] Flames will be packed in a teflon donut box and shipped to the nearest Cajun restaraunt.

(To the tune of Disney's 'Daniel Boone')

Don Skanke was a man,
Yes, a BIG man!
With a balding pate
And an eye that yearned for souvlaki!

Don Skanke was a man,
Yes, a BIG man!
He was true to his Myra,
and a loving dad to his Jenny!

From the Elvis 'burns on the side of ol' Don
To the heel of his man-made shoe;
The befuddl'-est, talkin'-est, earni'-est cop
The precinct ever knew!

Don Skanke was a man,
Yes a BIG man!
And he worked for Canada
To pay up his bowling league fee!

What a Don, what a partner,
What a family provider was he!