I seem to have that darn car on my mind today.

Kyer has only fond memories of John Denver's music. Honestly. No disrespect intended towards his legacy or anyone who can sue me for this. That includes the Forever Knight TPTB.

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Blame Kalira for providing me with the original lyrics to the second one. ; )

NIX ON THE SUNSHINE ALREADY

(to the music of 'Sunshine')

Oh,

Sunshine... on my shoulder... sends me smoking.
Sunshine... in my eyes!... can make me bli-i-i-i-nd!
When I see... the start .. of the new morning's rays,
I make a run... for my Ca-a-a-ddy's... behind!

'Cause:

Sunshine... on my body... starts me frying.
Sunshine... on the skin!.. 'sbad for vampki-i-i-i-nd!
When I feel.. the start.. of those full sunny days,
I'm thankful for... Detroit's m-a-a-ax' trunkspa-a-a-ce line!

AYE--- NICHOLAS!

(to the music of 'Calypso')

To see Toronto
in a tealish-green Caddy
To ride passenger with my golden vampire.

To work in the service of forensic science
to search for a cure for my fanged-toothed boyfriend.

To vanquish his Beast
Free him from Daddy
I'll put up with some odd eccentricies.

[chorus:]

Aye, Nicholas ,the places you've been to
The flashbacks you go through
The stories you tell. (Ack!)
But, Hey! Nicholas, just watch where you're going!
You just about drove us both straight into hell!

LOOKOUT-- THERE! For that motorbus!
Nicholas, please! I'm not omnipotentus!!
Ohmigod! (Gasp!) You drove through that light!
Gimme the keys--- NOW--
Ni-cho-l-a-a-s-ss!!

[end chorus]

Like a stoned taxi driver
On too-potent cider,
You weaved into traffic with nary a care.

For tho' you are driving amidst us poor mortals,
The look on your face is a pure zoned-out stare.

[Repeat chorus and fade:]

"Gee... Nat. Its not like I didn't pass my driver's test or something."
"Yea... but how many people did you whammy to get it renewed!" ************************************** Kyer, Loyal Squire(ette) to the Knight de Brabant, Knight de Soir, Schitzoid Knighte with definite leanings toward the COTK. Having a ball and and an angstfest at one and the same time!