Bit of a grab bag here. Just kind of collected some stuff that hit my brain on different days at an earlier time. I own no rights to any of the characters or original lyrics abused below.

Oh gosh... letsee. In order of abuse:

Dixie
Charge of the Light Brigade
Inch Worm (Measuring the Marigolds)
Yellow Submarine

Flames will be freeze dried and knit into security blankets for use at the Old Filker's Home. Gentler dismissals can be sent to: [email protected]

Best Plan: Read. Vow to flame author. Go to bed. Wake up. Forget what vowed to do. Go to work/school.

WISHIN'

Oh, I wish I was in the bar calld Raven
patrons there are not called craven
Want to go! Want to go! Want to go--
and hear the band!

Or to be emloyed in LaCroix's Cerk haven
Listenin' to his silken sayin's
Want to hear! Want to hear! Want to hear--
those monologues!

'Cause I wish I was in Forever Knight
(Dream On! Dream On!)
In Forever Knight the vamps do play
a-hunting all night and whammying their way--
Oh-their-waay!
A-a- waay!
A-a-waay up Nooorth in Forever Knight land!

TO ALL WHO WRITE (GOOD OR BAD) FOREVER KNIGHT FANFIC

Here a crime, there romance,
every ep riveted!
All in the late night-time slot
played this vampire show.
"Forward, Forever Knight!
Keep up the flow!" we cried:
Tho' powers seek they demise--
Birth a Fourth Season!

"Forward, Forever Knight!"
Was there a fan dismayed?
Not tho' we all did know
TP(tb) had blundered:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to cancel awry:
Putting our Forever Knight
In Syndication.

Ratings to the right of us,
Excuses to the left of us,
Indifference in front of us,
Hee-hawed and snicker'd:
Shot at with word and writ,
Boldly, we wrote new script
Into the Online Webs
Placed the new stories.

Write, we the poems and songs,
Write, we the tomes and psalms!
Sav'ring the fanfic told,
(not time our hearts turn cold!),
by our praised brethren:
Pledged they their time and gift
Seeking only to find
Love's restoration,
Smiles for the gift given,
Warmth and comraderie;
Thus, we keep them alive:
Forever the Knight!

<For everyone who contributed to FKFIC-L in the past and will contribute in the future--- THANK YOU!>

INCHING TO DISASTER

Nicola, Nicola,
seeking your mortality,
you and your aspirings--
be careful of desire.

Nicola, Nicola,
seeking your mortality,
seems to me you'd stop and see
how wonderful you are.

...THEY'RE STILL FAMILY.

We all live in a dysfunctional family,
a dysfunctional family, a dysfunctional family.
<again. ... Ah-- come on!>

There's my sis; and there is me.
And, unfortunately, LaCroix makes three.
And we roam through time and land
in the company of misery. (that'd be me.)

<repeat first>

And my friends, are all quite dead,
either by myself --- or my dad.
So I angst and bite my sis,
who has lovely eyes the shade of red. (eyes of red)

<repeat first>

Then one night--- I killed my sire
With a handy stake a-set on fire.
but he still came back to life,
and is he ever p.o.'d at me! (p.o.'d at me...)