This *can* be archived by anyone.

Forever Knight characters are not mine.
I, however, am mine.

Yes, the below is not *strictly* true---I can write above Family ratings. I just choose not to unless the story plot calls for it. Anyways, this comes from listening to Hot Rod Lincoln and getting the gist of the tune stuck in my head, as well as getting poor Portia flustered. Sorry 'bout that, Portia! <eg>.

(Note: if you want to read a truly hilarious filk on HRL about hacking (I'd rate it PG-14), I found it at: http://www.freemars.org/filk/cray.html a pity the guy isn't on this list!)

"Kyer is a prude" the listers say,
And she would not have it any other way
Jadfe is just not of her style
(Unless there's a good Nick plot to file...)

Well, I know there's those PWPs,
Gosh, there's tons of it on Ftps
Seems plenty of folks like that type
(At least if you listen to all the hype...)

G-rated is what I like to see best,
With lots of Nick fully clothed with vest
And LaCroix stuck in just for fun
(Yeah, the cleanish style of father & son)

Now, rated R can be a-okay
As long as that 'R' is crime-time play
With Nick and Co. after the perps
(and only Nat's shakes suffering slurps)

So, write it wild just as you please,
Just don't come asking "beta please?"
'Cause I won't read your little play
If its only a roll in the hay.

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