(Geez, I can't even keep my own time-limit rules. Curse you, Weird Al, and your insidious video!)

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I don't own FK, Buffy, Angel, nor am I responsible for TPTB's conduct. Suing will get you nada. If I had more than nada, I wouldn't be living with my parents. (Okay, there is that small stash--- but that's in reserve for FK movie tickets should they ever start making some.)

Comments can be sent to [email protected], where harrassing letters will be sliced up by a Jedi lightsaber before being handed over to Divia for further shredding into ratsi bedding for Screed-orphaned ratsies. So There!

(You can thank Weird Al for this, as well as whomever he was parodying in 'I Love Rocky Road'.)

I set the tape to start and it begins to play,
Keep the shades drawn in my room to block Sol's rays.
Slayer Buffy's gettin' old,
And that Angel just leaves me cold,
There's just one series good enough for me, yeah me,
Don't gimme no crummy knock-offs, I know what I need
--On T.V.!

I love Forever Knight,
So, why'd you go mess with my vampires, Sony/T.?
I love Forever Knight,
Why don't you bring it back on t.v.?---Huh?

They tell me T.V. vampires are all the same,
That each bloodsucker's held some kinda fame,
That after all's said and done,
The viewers'll be movin' on
But I'll be here for my Knight Nicolas, you'll see!
No other series's gonna be so held by me!
I'm writin'!

I love Forever Knight,
So, don't you dare try to steal my vampire, Holly(wood)
I love Forever Knight,
Unless you plan to make a screen movie!,---Yeah!

When I'm all alone,
I just grab a fanzine tome
Or get a 'Pad to write a bit to TPTB,
Or surf the Net for places filled with fans like me,
typing!

I love Forever Knight,
So, don't you dare try to nix my t.v. Family,
I love Forever Knight,
So get yer act together you Powers That Be!

(I want pro tapes! DVD, dudes! Yeah! Merchandising...)