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I don't own anything from Forever Knight 'xcept these little scribblings.

I bought a video of Weird Al Yankovic in concert just for The Saga Begins and Yoda songs. When he isn't being crass, the man is uproarously funny. And once you listen to his stuff, its hard to get it out! So, here is my FK form of his Eat It, which was a parody of Michael Jackson's (1983? has it been *that* long already?!) song: Beat It.

Nicholas, your lifestyle is driving me mad!
When are you going to stop this mortal-loving fad?
Why can't you want to be more like dear old dad?
So drain 'em, just drain 'em.

Now don't you argue, don't philosophize
About how being vampire made you demonized.
You won't get sympathy just by flashing puppy eyes.
So drain 'em.

Don't moan 'bout your soul!

Just drain 'em!... drain 'em!
Let out yer Beast and fang 'em!
Have some more Aussie, feed on some French,
It doesn't matter if lordling or wench!

Just drain 'em, just drain 'em
(But mind in Code yer stay'in.)
Have a mailworker, suck on some vets
just be sure to keep your fangs off doggy pets!
Just drain 'em, just drain 'em,
Just drain 'em, just drain 'em.

Just drain 'em, drain 'em!
(You've dark flashbacks--- replay 'em.)
Whammy a bimbo, whammy a bunch
You can store later for dinner or lunch!

Just drain 'em, drain 'em!
Feast on the blood of some Flem!
Have some Albanian, it'll be fine
You won't regret it, 'cause it beats cow/wine.

Just drain, 'em, drain 'em,
Just go fer it Nick, and fang em.