Lukey (LaCroix)
By Kyer


Kyer will be on the run from the namesake of this (seeing as she just incriminated herself along with the original perp), but *might* be reached at: [email protected]

(Sometime back in the mists of prehistory.... maybe a few weeks ago.... there was a FORKNI-L discussion on the meaning of the name Lucius. At some point someone posted that 'Lukey' was one possible translation.) So here is:


(to an old (60's?)tune that went: "Everyone knows its Wendy!")

Who's skulking round the streets of the Toronto,
Smirking at all the mortals he sees?
Who's checking out just *WHO'S* on the menu?
Everyone knows its Lukey!

Who has a taste for things sanguinary,
Eyeing all his son's girlfriends as 'lunch'?
Who has a strong disliking for doggies?
Everyone knows its Lukey!

Who's is the voice that's smoother than honey,
Luring in the unwary like flies?
Who is the Know-All Expert on peaches?
Everyone knows it's LOOO-KEE!!!

(His reddish eyes are searching past postings
Hunting for they who brought this to light.
Who's life expectancy just got shortend?
(Well...)
*I'm* taking the Fifth--- {{transcontinental flight!}} ****************************************
Nicholas, can I bum a ride---- to Australia?

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