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Special thanks go to Don Frasig, (now my favorite List Daddy!), who got me out of the clutches of an evil mutant format, and made me think about my own pater and those wonderful family vacations where Dad drove us... somewhere. God bless the males of the species. : )

I know this is a tad early, so...:
Happy-Not-Yet-But-It'll-Be-Here-Quick-So-Lookout!- Father's Day all you daddys out there!
Try not to drive your kids crazy or be driven into early insanity by them. :)

"We're lost."

"For the hundredth time, Nicholas! We are vampires. Human morality does not apply to us."

"No... I mean we're *lost*. I don't recognize any of this."

"Oh... "

"Yep, we're definitely lost."

"We are *not* lost."

"OK then. *You* are lost--- and the rest of us are just along for the ride."

"Very funny, Nicholas. But *I* always know exactly where I am."

"And that is?"

"....... You know, mon fils,.... this would make an excellent lesson for you to stretch your vampiric skills."

"A lesson?"

"Yesss... I will let *you* figure out in which direction our shelter lies."

"Me?"

"Do you see *another* Nicholas standing beside us in this desolate wilderness?"

"You just can't admit your lost, can you?"

"Are you going to insist on discusssing vague impossibilities until the rising sun comes and reduces us all to little piles of ash, or are you going to pick a direction? ............ Well?"

"I'm mulling it over."

"*Nicholaassss*!"

"Uh... this way?" "(I hope so..) Aherm! Lead on!"

*************** The End *******************

Grins, :)=

Kyer, Loyal Squire(ette) to the Knight de Brabant; Knight de Soir, Cousin to the Knight, Schitzoid Knightie with Multi-Personalites who's having a blast and an angstfest at one and the same time.