Me again.

This is more stuff based on Jay Ward's t.v. cartoons.
Again-- not mine.
Crusader-type swords or bottles of Ribena can be thrown at
[email protected] Same addy if you want to archive.

Play the theme music of 'Tom Slick' in your head while reading the first one.
Switch to 'Super Chicken' for the last.
If you've never heard of either--- you're unfairly young! : )

See what happens when you encourage me?

Kyer, Loyal Squire(ette) to the Knight deBrabant; Knight de Soir with strong Cousins of the Knight leanings

Jav Vachon...
Jaaav Vachon!

He's a vamp without a care!
'Cause he's got the mostest hair!
(Vroom--vroom vroom-vroom vroom-vroom vroom-vroom... )

Jav Vachon!
Jaaav Vachon!

On his motorcycle monster when he's feeling rad
No regrets--- be*cause* you* know* his* favorite* theme* is: I'm BAD!

Jav Vachon...
JAV VAACHON!

(Va-vroom vroom vroom oom... )

(or if you prefer Super Chicken... )

When LaCroix his fangs is lickin'
When Janette your blood is fixin'
When Vachon is thinking: Because I can!
(thump, thump... thump thump!)

Then you'd better surely, hurry
flee quicker than Screed's rats scurry
to a certain Homicide Division!

For there's nothing like this homicide cop's fury
when the perp cannot be set before a jury.
(Va au Diable!)

Nick will strive to save your skin
(tho' with vamps like THAT he may not win)
and take you into his protective custody!
(Oh Boy!)

Then you'll ride inside the Caddy
As he protects you from his Daddy
Just caaalll the Knight Division

(thump, thump... thump, thump.)
Caaalll the Knight Division!
(Brriiing!)

<clik>
"Hello, this is Knight.
I'm either asleep or incommunicado right now... "