(Though TPTB know why..)
Nick isn't mine. Ditto the rest.

Something for the Immortal Beloveds.

I have no idea who originally came up with the old song: What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor? I'm not that old. Comments can be made to.. What? Yeah? Well, one day you'll get grey hairs too! Watch it bub! Nicholas is a friend of mine. Yeah!! Whadya mean that was *before* I started filking? Nick can take a joke. Huh, Nick? Nick? Very funny, milord. You know I don't like yellow eyes.

What do you do with an angstying vampire?
What do you do with an wasting vampire?
What do you do with that mourning vampire?
Send him to the Raven!

A bloodwine drink he'll get from the 'tender,
A lusty stare from the ladies who've been there,
then Janette will come and care will render,
in backrooms of the Raven!

That's what you do with an angstying vampire!
That's what you do with a wasting vampire!
That's what you do with a mo.. uh, oh-- morning.

<Hey, Nick! We gotta go... Nick? Oops. Carry on.. >

What do you do with a vamp who won't leave,
What do you say to a vampess made peeved--
What to do when YOU can't find the Cad's keys?
--TRAPPED like a rat in the Raven!!

<Darn, it Screed--- its a FIGURE of speech!>
<Aiy? Wells, oi's figures ol' Screedie wants a bitsey of sumthin' tasty.>
<Yeesh! There's plenty of cheese on the List. Go use it as rat bait.>
<And upsets me little ones'tummies?>

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