If Nick is George of the Jungle
then Natalie is Stella
and Janette is Ursala?
or maybe vice-a-versa?

Or Nat, witch doctor rookie?
and Vachon for Tuki-Tuki?
then Shanke is Shep
if LaCroix is cast as Ape?

Sleep. I must have sleep.

What can I say? It was born while e-mailing to my KdS fellow members when I should have been sleeping. <virtual smiles and waves to any of them reading this>

This piece of... filk? (I'm not positive what that term means)... can be archived, bent, spindled, or mutilated without regard for the writer's feelings, but she would appreciate being asked first anyway. The owner of the fkfanfic site is exempt--- you will always have my ok! Permission can be sought by all others thru [email protected]

George of the Jungle was created by Jay Ward and is owned by CBS/Fox (I think).

This was not written for profit. (I mean, does it LOOK like I would profit from this?! I'll probably be roasted alive by fans of both genres,so there would be precious little to sue anyway... ) <G>

Kyer, Loyal Squire(ette) to the Knight deBrabant; Knight de Soir with strong Cousin of the Knight leanings

Based *extremely* loosely on the George of the Jungle television theme song.

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Nick, Nick, vamp in Toronto
afraid he's doomed to heck.
AAAAAAAHHH,
AAAAAAAHHH---
Stay away from that neck!

When he gets in a scrape
then he makes his escape
to the Raven club
of his former mate!

Then away he'll shlep
with his mortal pet
while Janette and Lucien
stay in step!

WHOOOAH!

Nick, Nick, vamp in Toronto
wants a life thats free.
AAAAAAHHH,
AAAAAAHHH---
LaCroix makes him angsty!

When the night is done
then he makes his run
back to his Loft
to escape the sun!

But if he is late
then twill be his fate
in his Caddy's trunk
he'll have to wait!
GROOOOOAAAAAN!

Nick, Nick, vamp in Toronto
afraid he's doomed to heck.
AAAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAAHHH
Stay away from that neck!

When he spys someone
then the flashbacks come
of Queens and Kings
or some old bum.

Then of his sins he'll think
as he goes to the sink
to down bovine blood
or Nat's protein drink!
UUUUUGGGHHH!

Nick, Nick, vamp in Toronto
afraid he's doomed to heck.
AAAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAAHHH
Stay away from Nat's neck!
Stay away from that---
EEEEEEWWWW.....
Neck!

(oops...)