(btw: the rythm is from Away In A Manger)

Away in a warehouse with skylight intact,
The vampire Sir Nicholas laid down for a nap.
The fridge was half opened, the tv was on,
With vampire Sir Nicholas oblivious since dawn.

The cattle were lowing in de Brabant's dreams,
As his mind was focused on carouche-style themes:
He whammied his dinner with golden-eyed care,
Til brown-eyed sweet Bessys gave in to his stare.

Now back in the real world soft noises affirmed,
That vampire Sir Nicholas feared had returned!
His skylight was lifted as Lacroix flew down,
And General Lucien advanced with a frown.

The Ancient old vampire walked over to spy,
His golden-haired son on the couch did still lie,
With nefar'ous chuckle he slipped up the stairs,
And redid the warehouse in black & white wares!

Then finished with evil the Ancient did swear,
"Now my dear Sir Nicholas his cows will foreswear,
I've redone his castle from stem to the stern;
These 'spots 'fore his eyes' will his stomach swift churn!
(Bwahaahaa!)

When evening had fallen the brave knight came to
And found to his 'mazement his decor was 'Moo'.
"Now how did this happen?" he scratched his fair head,
"I *told* those dec'rators 'use PONY' instead!"
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Merry Christmas, everybody!