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Flames can go to Hades where they belong.
<Yawn> Kyer doesn't own anything of value...yadda, yadda, ect.
Certaintly not FK or The Beverly Hillbillies. <thank god on the last>

Come here and let me tell you bout a knight named Nick,
His Lordship framed him for a thing he didn't did,
Sent him down South to fight battles for the See,
And ended up part of a vampire famileee.

LaCroix's that is,
Ancient vamp,
Crew-cut hair.

Well, the next thing you know Nick has bimbos by the score,
problem is he doesn'a really want them anymore,
He cried, "this isn't how I really want to live!"
So he loaded up on cow and ditched the relatives.

Enforcers,
Franchesca,
'lexandra.

Now you see LaCroix was miffed about the choices of childe,
The idea of Nick as mortal left him mighty sore and riled,
And so he followed him across the land and air and sea,
And ended up a star as a late night disc jockeee.

NightCrawler, that is,
Talk Show host
Cerk employee

Nick meanwhile stil's working on removing all his sin,
by cutting down his calories from hemogloblin,
He works as a detective who has no use for a gun,
At least until he won't reduce to ashes in the sun.

Nick Knight, his name,
You'all watch FK,
ya hear?!